Dude, where's my car?!

Jada, her skal det sees film! Har ikke skole i morgen, så skal i stedet bruke tiden nå på å se litt filmer!
I kveld før jeg legger meg blir det nok en norsk film som jeg tok med meg da jeg dro!
Så på "Dude, where's my car" med Hanna nå nettopp, kuleste filmen jeg vet om! Dette er vel den 5. gangen jeg ser den, men den er alltid like morsom!!
Mange kule kommentarer der, ja!
Så her kommer en liste over helt herlige quotes fra filmen!
:D




Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker? 
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego. 
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego. 
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot. 
Jesse: Oh yeah.  

[Pierre has a deep French ascent
Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man. 
Mark: Excuse me, what was that? 
Pierre: Honorable! 
Mark: What?... Onergable? 
[Pierre and Mark continue alternating, saying "Honorable" and "Onergable"
Mark: I think you're trying to say "honorable"! 
Pierre: What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again? 
Mark: No, not the hose! 
[pause
Mark: Maybe later. 

[Jeese and Chester come across an ostrich
Jesse: Dude, it's a llama! 

[Chester refuses to leave a strip club
Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*! 
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency! 

Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games! 

Jesse: Dude, where's my car? 
Chester: Where's your car dude? 
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car? 
Chester: Where's your car dude? 
 


[Repeated line
Chester and Jesse: Shibby! 



[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo! 
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? 
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? 
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? 
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? 
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? 
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? 
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? 
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? 
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? 
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? 
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? 
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? 
[later
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say? 
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!" 

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. 
[Chester slaps him
Jesse: Thanks, dude. 









Chester: Is that a barn? 
Jesse: Is it red? 
Chester: No. 
Jesse: Then it isn't a barn! 

Chester: How wasted were we last night? 
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted. 

Jesse: Look, dude. It's those two totally gay Nordic dudes at 10 o'clock! 

Totally Gay Nordic Dudes: We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey. 


Jesse: I don't want to go down in history as the dude who destroyed the universe! 


Jesse: You know what we should do? 
Chester: Eat? 
Jesse: No. 
[thinks for a moment
Jesse: Eat! 
 

Alien Nordic Dude: But the universe? 
Jesse: [mocking the Nordic dude's accent] "Screw the Universe!" 
Alien Nordic Dudes: Screw the universe? 



Jesse: Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it? 
Chester: [opens cupboard] I'd say it's entirely possible. 


Tania: I'm a gender-challenged male. 
Jesse: [shouts] Whoa! Dude, you're a dude! 

Chinese Food Intercom: And then? 
Jesse: And then I'm gonna come back there and put my foot in your ass if you say "and then" again! 
[pause
Chinese Food Intercom: And then and then and then! 


Chinese Foooood Lady: And then? 
Jesse: No, 'And Then!' 
Chinese Foooood Lady: And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! 
Jesse: [attacks the intercom




Haha Om du ikke har sett denne filmen MÅ du virkelig gjøre det!


haha sære fingre!



PINK NAILS!

Yay! Jeg er hvit og med rosa negler! DIGG!


Men nå er det Villmark og kakao:D
Natta, blogges!

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